My five year plan

I’ve heard it said I need a five year plan. I’ve had a long, hard think about how I would like the next few years of my life to go and I think it’s time I bite the bullet and put pen to paper.

So here it is, my five year plan, 2013-2018

2013

In 2013 I am finally going to replace my pillows

2013

2013 2

2014

In 2014 I am going to buy an ironic t-shirt

2014

2015

In 2015 I am going to buy an ironic iron

2016

2016

In 2016 I will spend a year as a Picasso painting

2017 spare

2017

In 2017 I am going to buy a hover-board

2015

and…….

2018

In 2018 I plan to not die in a freak shark/jelly-fish/seagull attack

2019

Wow, it really does make you feel better to be organised!

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