My five year plan
I’ve heard it said I need a five year plan. I’ve had a long, hard think about how I would like the next few years of my life to go and I think it’s time I bite the bullet and put pen to paper.
So here it is, my five year plan, 2013-2018
In 2013 I am finally going to replace my pillows
In 2014 I am going to buy an ironic t-shirt
In 2015 I am going to buy an ironic iron
In 2016 I will spend a year as a Picasso painting
In 2017 I am going to buy a hover-board
In 2018 I plan to not die in a freak shark/jelly-fish/seagull attack
Wow, it really does make you feel better to be organised!